14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Guy who collects legs.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
Put 14 carrots in it.
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
Pasta pasta, pasta.
It's my turn.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Cause they'll Pikachu
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
I don't have an alcohol collection.
Fiscal therapy
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Marry it
Get off.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
Coconuts have hair
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
