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How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...