How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE