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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.