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How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...