You have to chew before you swallow!
The wheelchair
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
I chews you
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Because they chew balls.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Bumble gum.
Cause I stepped on it.
Because they're wrigleys!
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Cancer...
Hubble Bubble
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I must throw that doggie out the window!"!
Justin Beaver
It goes chew, chew
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
I don't have a Camaro....
A battery has a positive side.
Brushing your teeth!
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
I do.
Just asking for a friend
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
The blonde has a higher sperm count.
