You have to chew before you swallow!
The wheelchair
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
I chews you
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Because they chew balls.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Bumble gum.
Cause I stepped on it.
Because they're wrigleys!
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Cancer...
Hubble Bubble
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I must throw that doggie out the window!"!
Justin Beaver
It goes chew, chew
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Small medium at large.
Jeffrey Dahmer!
They heard he was a fungi
I don't know, check the post above me.
Stick insects!
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
You can't here a vitamin.
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
Because she was a private tutor
Cancer.
