You have to chew before you swallow!
The wheelchair
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
I chews you
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Because they chew balls.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Bumble gum.
Cause I stepped on it.
Because they're wrigleys!
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Cancer...
Hubble Bubble
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I must throw that doggie out the window!"!
Justin Beaver
It goes chew, chew
A MUGshot.
25 years in prison
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
A glimmer of hope
You get a Christian Bale
When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead
Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!
Sweet Nothings.
