You have to chew before you swallow!
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BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
The wheelchair
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
I chews you
Cancer
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
A chewing gum you pervert
Because they chew balls.
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Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Bumble gum.
Cause I stepped on it.
Because they're wrigleys!
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Cancer...
Hubble Bubble
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
Chews!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I must throw that doggie out the window!"!
Justin Beaver
It goes chew, chew
He wears a coat and pants.
It is now a parent.
This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.
TURNIP
Tuna Fey.
The Iguanodon
I told you it would rain, dear.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
A. Because of their loco motives
Because they can.
Sparky