Because they chew balls.
A glowberman pinscher!
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Cancer...
You Blink Your Eyes.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
A Lot.
Guinevere liked to hump a lot.
Its a life of pain
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997