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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.