Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)