Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!