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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!