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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch