Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Because they have a quidditch.
The game ends when they catch the snitch
A LOT.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Because it's all play.
An algorithm
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Because he liked sole music!
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Grrraaaaiiinnns...
Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Accidentally hit submit before you
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Cause the B-shells were too small.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.