Quidditch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!