What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!