What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude