What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

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What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!