What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.