What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.