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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!