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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!