What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!