What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.