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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What happens when Kim Jong-Un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!