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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.