What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.