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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.