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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!