What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.