What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.