What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.