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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!