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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes More Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.