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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.