What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...