What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer