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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.