G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A small medium at large.
Small medium at large.
No Escape
Iran
It was repossessed
It just escaped from a coop.
Turn off all the lights.
My zipper.
Because it was a sewer side mission!
By going underground
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
Joaquin.
By getting aboard (a) voat
Because there are mad trees.
An escapea
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Run! escape!
Through the cell wall.
A Lot.
A free radical..
He threw them off their tracks.
Stomach punches
John Frieda.
Tigers have stripes.
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
The Underground Braille-road
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
Guard: He went through the entrance.
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Friendship is magic.
They have the worst track record for finishing a race.
Bet on it.
Europe
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
A rooster!
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Your addicted.
To stop Hispanic attacks.
Slow down and use some lube
Because then they would be Chicken sedans
Coop d'etah
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
It's impossible to put down
