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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.