What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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To prevent them from whistling.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.