What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

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With burger alarms!

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.