Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle