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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Jockstrap Jokes More Jockstrap Jokes

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.