Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Neither one knows how to whistle!

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So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!