Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.