April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Previous Random Joke Next
Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.