Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in