How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!