How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost