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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!