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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.