Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.