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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..