He seems alt-right!
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".
A golden opportunity
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
He didn't wrap his Whopper
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
The cow jumped over the moon.
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
They mostly wrap.
