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How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What country do I live?

Iran