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How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.