Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

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What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.