Dorito Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

Explorer Jokes More Explorer Jokes

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Chip Monk Jokes More Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.