A chip monk.
Doritos
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
Because they are illuminachos.
Cool Ranch!
It caused a revolution.
Cause it was SoDIMM
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
A-pasta-ate.
Santa.
A friar? A chip monk?
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A Chipmonk.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
Geometry.
