A chip monk.
Doritos
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
Because they are illuminachos.
Cool Ranch!
Swiper no Swiping
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
IHOP
A Coke-o-nut.
Geometry.
A friar? A chip monk?
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Santa.
Sack religious
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Grounds for termination.