Dorito Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.