A chip monk.
Doritos
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
Because they are illuminachos.
Cool Ranch!
Geometry.
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A friar? A chip monk?
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Ducts out of water...
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
You bust a rime.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
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