A chip monk.
Doritos
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
Because they are illuminachos.
Cool Ranch!
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Swiper no Swiping
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Santa.
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
Geometry.
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
A friar? A chip monk?
They cause too much brain damage.
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
