Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Who do mice worship?

Cheesus.

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.