Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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It gets dark.

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He made a gross prophet!

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Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Cheesus

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.