Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu