Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade