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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Cheesus Jokes More Cheesus Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Who do mice worship?

Cheesus.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

Paper Bag Jokes More Paper Bag Jokes

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.