Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Paper Bag Jokes More Paper Bag Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

India Jokes More India Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Rain Dance Jokes More Rain Dance Jokes

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease