What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest