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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest