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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!