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Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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I'll be goddamned.

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A fair cop!

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.