Made out of bread was taken.
A-pasta-ate.
A Pastafaryan.
Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.
An impasta.
A fair cop!
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Smacaroni
When someone fed a genie alfredo
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Its other half.
It was a crusty steed!
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Boo, DUH!!!
A VeterinArian.
He died on the cross!
Wine-er-melon