Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What's baked everyday and sells itself?

Bread

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief