Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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A veteran Aryan.

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A-pasta-ate.

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

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Alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards