What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.