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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What does a pickle use to make bread?

Dill Dough.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta