Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.