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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne