Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini