What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!