Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

First post) Ace of spays

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.