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Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Love

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

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Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

Who's there! Benjamin! Benjamin who?

Benjamin the blues!

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.