Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A BA-BOOM!

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

First post) Ace of spays

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.