Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

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Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A BA-BOOM!