Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

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Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

Weakness Jokes More Weakness Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

First post) Ace of spays

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.