Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

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Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Weakness Jokes More Weakness Jokes

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Ail Jokes More Ail Jokes

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.