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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Michael Jackson

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Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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Michael Jackson.

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Seeing her box.

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Seeing her box.

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Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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I don't see color I see race

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With or without "u"

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Unix

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.