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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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Your man is down'

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Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!