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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Jackson Jokes More Jackson Jokes

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!