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Jackson Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What console does god use?

Praystation

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.