Jackson Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Michael Jacksons Jokes More Michael Jacksons Jokes