Jackson Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Andrew Jackson Jokes More Andrew Jackson Jokes

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

Michael Jacksons House Jokes More Michael Jacksons House Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Paper Bag Jokes More Paper Bag Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.