Jackson Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people with one leg work at?

And what are the employees names?

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Paper Bag Jokes More Paper Bag Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16