Paper Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

His biance

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.