Paper Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Disney Movies still touch kids

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Whole Foods

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Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.