Paper Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "