Paper Bag Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived