Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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They both like to root around in your cellar

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

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A read-only man.

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He buried it.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.