Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.