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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.