Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.