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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.