Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies