April Sale - 20% Off

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Previous Random Joke Next

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.