Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u