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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!