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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies.

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies