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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Sergeant Jokes More Sergeant Jokes

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......