How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......