Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Daenery Jokes More Daenery Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.