Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Daenery Jokes More Daenery Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.