Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Daenery Jokes More Daenery Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.