Sergeant Jokes

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

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Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Camouflage Training Jokes More Camouflage Training Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.