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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet