What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.