What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.