What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money