What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A f*ing ugly orang-utan

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.