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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
Wet feet.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Wet.
Fig u're skating
Because the ice always Thors.
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
Inventor of Lucky Charms
Firefighter.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Pick up lines
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Me! That hurts!
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(
