Very Quackly
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
Wet feet.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Wet.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Oh, I can't complain.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
Hmm No risk do both.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Incorrectly.
M80
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
You can't make your van gogh.
He experiences culture shock.
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
