Very Quackly
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
Wet feet.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Wet.
You must not bring either to the movies.
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
Solarblades
Because the ice always Thors.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.
When someone fed a genie alfredo
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
The punch line.
The Lizard of Oz!
A Salad-Mander!
Ell if I know.
A pecking order.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
I don't know, check the post above me.