Very Quackly
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
Wet feet.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Wet.
A handful of sheet.
A poltergeest
Hmm No risk do both.
Because the Steaks are too high.
A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark
Because he was married
The circus has a cunning array of stunts.
An acrocat!
A golden receiver!
Columbus.
Gotham City.
Imsosaurus!
He was depressed.
You suffer from pickled hearing!
A reptile-dysfunction.
A reptile dysfunction