How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.