How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.