What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.