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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.