What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What are the four fastest hands in the world?

When it slips out.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.