What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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How can a girl make you a millionaire?

If you're already a billionaire.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)