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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended?

A small medium at-large?

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."