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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.