Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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Liberal Arts Degrees.

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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

Small medium at large.

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."