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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf