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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.