What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!