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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.