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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.