What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Metro Gnome Jokes More Metro Gnome Jokes

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes