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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Metro Gnome Jokes More Metro Gnome Jokes

What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome