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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Metro Gnome Jokes More Metro Gnome Jokes

What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes