What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Gnome Jokes More Gnome Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.