What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

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What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome