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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why are you picking on me?

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Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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MOODOO.

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What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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A flap in the face.

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100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How could anyone stoop so low?

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.